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[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Remember when the assholes at United overbooked a flight and sent someone to knock a doctor's teeth out and carry him off a plane? The doctor refused since he was on his way to oversee the opening of a clinic he founded for veterans.

He and his wife started the clinic as a way to thank American servicemen and women, because he was plucked out of ocean waters by the U.S. Navy as he fled communism in his home country of Vietnam about 44 years ago, he said.

Fuck United Airlines.

https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/doctor-dragged-off-united-airlines-flight-watching-viral-62250271

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So... How long before tape and blank paper are banned on planes?

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's the ROI on ads anyway? I feel like ads are just a way to funnel money between corps. People who are forced to see ads are really not even the point anymore. This is like corporations subsidizing other corporations. Don't even matter that you buy that item being shown to you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I always wondered this too.

Found a website saying Youtube adviews are $100-300 per 10k (ad views, not video views). That's 1-3¢ per view. If we assume an ad is 10seconds, then your time is worth 0.1-0.3¢ per second, or $3.60-10.80 per hour.

An A380 looks to be 380-615 seats. I'd imagine they're more often optimising for space, so let's say 550.

Long haul flight, 10% of people at any time using inflight stuff, 8 hours, 4 ads per hour = 5500.18*4 ads watched. 1760 ads. There will be a massive premium for planes, but surely only one order of magnitude more (e.g. 10x). That's equivalent to give or take 20k YouTube adviews which would be $200-600 per flight.

There are a lot of planes in the sky every single day though....

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Oh look, yet another reason why not to fly anymore!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are the ads selling life insurance?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Not if the flight is a Boeing.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (2 children)

“I’m sorry ma'am but could you please remove your jacket from the seat? It’s obstructing the ads and we have a very clear policy about that”

🙃

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

To begin the flight, please drink Mountain Dew Verification Can.

Verification Can Invalid. Please drink Mountain Dew Verification Can.

ERROR! Passenger attempting to steal Premium Ad-less Flying Option! Adding your name to the No Fly List and automatically deducting penalty fee from your credit card.

ERROR! Credit Card Declined! Alerting TSA! Alerting FBI! Alerting Sky Marshals!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

They could come up with some bullshit like, obstructing your screen is interfering with the display of critical airplane safety information or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i will be taping cardboard over the screen

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Omg genius. What about the other hundred of screens of passengers around you?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Me, an italian, i see an underdevelopped species of "coffe" inside a soap dispender and die inside

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Airline passengers should have confidence that their personal information is not being shared improperly with third parties [...]

So they are only shared properly with third parties? Great!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Man, we should break more stuff.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

i read the article and it didn't seem to state. how will they target me? using the personal info I'm required to give them to book my flight? the origin and destinations and seat location? these are entirely different kinds of metrics. one is far more invasive. and is it tying into larger models they've purchased from like google or something? this is stupid and i hate it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Could be monitoring in flight wifi. I have no idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Does united use the same in flight entertainment system as Delta? If united does they are probably tracking you using the facial detection camera on the seats.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Until proven otherwise, I'd assume the worst. They know your identity to travel, and they link it with profiles from all the major ad networks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I think you're spot on. In addition to needing to hand over your passport or state ID, your credit card, your email and phone number, what else would they need to target you?

Imagine if you're using your airline branded credit card to get free miles or a seat upgrade and they know all your purchase history.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"oh no everyone has phones, nobody needs these shitty displays anymore should we remove them and replace them with a phone holder?"

"I have a better idea..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Don't forget your trusty a4 and duct tape to plane.

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