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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You see, this is just all a big misunderstanding. Some keys on their keyboard got worn out and they thought they were typing homophonic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Will he have another one when he figures out they're ableist?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

In other news, Olympic swimming champion outraged when they found out that water is wet

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