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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like any guys dream until they get their dragon strap-ons... :-/

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You don't know the same guys I know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

They play golden eye 4 player split screen on a big screen CRT.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i just want to program on my laptop. yall need to goto horny jail

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Nah, I want it to be me on the couch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Death by snu-snu.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Author, please draw more.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

yes please! lol

but i wonder how this would work with men and women; do they take turns with the man? if so how is it different than 1-on-1 porn?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

A circle of buttmunching.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It can work however! There aren't strict guidelines for what sex is supposed to be like. There doesn't even need to be penetration involved and it can still be a good time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There doesn’t even need to be penetration involved and it can still be a good time.

that's true; but the pic implies a "gangbang" which is usually penetrative.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The pic implies an FFFM foursome with the trio of women behind the couch topping/domming and the guy on the couch bottoming/subbing. I don't think it specifically implies penetration.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also implying the man on the couch has a penis, and none of women have one

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Regardless of their plumbing (and it's goth grrls pictured sooooo)...strapons exist =)

What's more, he could easily be a trans man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They all look like they could be either cis or trans to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Inclusivity is sometimes indistinguishable from bisexuality

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

One strap on in his butt, one in his mouth, maybe one sucking his dick if he's into that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

i forgot strapons existed and i think that would enable a greater variety of double/triple/whatever penetration videos than gay porn currently does.

based on the strapon usage i've seen: i suspect people who use strapons derive more psychological pleasure than physical pleasure and if that would have an impact on the quality of the porn.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We don't know what kind of equipment those ladies are working with...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

that's why it makes more sense to have them be naked to begin with ;)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Is this a subtle 3/5 reference or why isn't there 5 black women?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It's not an exact reversal of that famous Piper Perry video. The guy isn't tiny either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If it's a conservative meme, they just didn't have any black women available for the picture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

This image probably comes from regular porn.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago

You've already put more thought into it than anyone involved in the production.

Most likely they just didn't want to pay two more women.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Wait. Do they? Where is the video? So they I can independently verify your claim.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That's a theory I can get behind. Or in front of. Whatever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean yeah... but I don't know what that guy is doing there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anything that's asked of him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah of course nobody wants to be (the fourth wheel) if they're not wanted. Three is just a Tuesday night though, four is an orgy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I’ll take your entire stock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Only three? PITCHFORKS!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Play nice and we can all have the futures we want. Dont play nice and all bets are off

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

A Hearthstone reference?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago

Libertarianism is Saudi Arabia, Brunei, and Utah.

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