Yeah no...
I just... You know... fiddled the banjo... cranked the cat, cuffed the carrot, played five on one...
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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I got stoned for the glory of the empire!
Climbed stairs to piss for the glory of the empire!
Doomscrolling FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Fried pork chops, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
Just ate dinner FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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I gave my shorts to my wife so she could wash them, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Flipped the zucchinis over in the pan, for the glory of the empire
I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I took a huge shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! ✊
Cried in frustration FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I am sorry for your loss FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!
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Powdered my balls FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!!!
what? I like my balls nice and powdered, don't you?
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Well placed Andrews Sisters reference FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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