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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Is number 10 a variable assignment?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

"another man showed up, they conspired" fucking killed me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

There must be a ven diagram of sovcit/maga somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

(Empty) Thoughts and (no) prayers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

We exchanged words ( get the body cam )

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

That was good, but my favorite part was that IDENTITY THEFT is when you give a cop your name on a document and they then look up your name that you gave them. $5,000,000 fine, copper! GOTCHA!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I love that he requests the court to get evidence for his case and then later on requests the court to issue an out-of-court settlement.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who says “soyboy” unironically probably isn’t someone I’d get along with.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

What if they are Hispanic and are saying they are a boy? (Part Hispanic? That's how language works, right?)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

When it comes to either the Natural or the ARTIFICIAL PERSON, according to their documentation, this person is being a real:

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gotta love that they were driving to work for a non-commercial purpose. That logical lapse might make it even into their heads.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

More lunacy and a grubby ass fingernail:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not written at 45 degrees, straight to jail.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

No red thumbprint, 0/10.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Send him a fucking coupon

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't know if it's a concern, but just as a heads-up the initial picture shows a plate number on the last line and this picture has someone's full name listed at the very top.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I know I shouldn't look him up but I did anyways and man oh man is this person a complete and utter scumbag.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not a person's name, that's the name of a legal entity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I knew DADBA was OPPRESSING ME