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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This keeps getting repeated lately. The internet is stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Original reads way better

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Saltless tears

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Y'all got your daily dihydrogen monoxide intake ?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The guys over at [email protected] might have some thought on this one

Edit: Joke’s on me. They are discussing for over a week now Look over there

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At restaurants in London they would ask for still or sparkling and my friends and I would say, "London's finest" aka tap water is good bro.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh mate, there are so many of those!

In French my favorite is the wine joke : "Oh I'll have a nice glass of Château La Fontaine". Or I read a slightly more vulgar variation recently : Château Les Chiottes (les chiottes is the jacks).

I dunno what OP is about. I guess they are just young and not very literate...?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Not sure how I made that mistake. Fixed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Adam’s Ale.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure what my guy is on about. Water is now called Liquid Death where I’m at.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

And it costs $9 and comes in a can rather than $0 in a cardboard cup.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've never called it wawa?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Also out of one.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta get me some crisp wet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

My gf and I call it crisp as well