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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Superman actually does a lot more than just glasses to hide that he's superman. In addition to that and doing his hair differently...

He wears multiple layers of clothes to hide his physique

He has a set of well-used weights in his apartment in case anyone figures out how ripped he is.

And anyone who looks into his past will find out that he grew up on a farm bailing hay and handling livestock.

"Oh, no wonder he's so huge and ripped! He works out and grew up on a farm!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

WHy did her chin change so much? Is it just the angle? It looks like a completly different persons jaw.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's about 15-20 years age difference in the pictures.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That would explain it.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She number two on my list of the hottest actresses ever. Number one always will be Jodie Foster.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol and I have no idea who she is. I am getting old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She's not that new.

I remember her from Almost Famous back in 2000.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Apparently I've always been old.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a combo of the angle and lens focal length

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lens focal length does not affect how you look in a photo. It’s a common misunderstanding of how photography works.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That’s highly misleading.

The difference is not caused by the focal length but by the distance of the subject from the camera. The only difference between a longer and shorter lens is the field of view. To get the same framing with a 24mm and 200mm you need to be at different distances, but that doesn’t mean the focal length causes the different look. If you took a photo with the 24mm from the same distance as the 200mm and you cropped it so the framing is the same, they would look identical.

Here is a video demonstrating this

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

She’s also a blonde. The dark hair is dyed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Actually, she's a natural brunette.

https://stylecaster.com/entertainment/music/995908/zooey-deschanel-interview-quotes/

“I had to dye my hair blonde for a screen test for a movie that never happened before I did Elf. And I went in for the meeting for Elf, and then I asked them, ‘Could I dye my hair back to my natural color?’” Deschanel says. “And they said, ‘No. You have to keep your hair what it was in the meeting.’ So I had to wait until I was done with that movie. But as soon as I was done with that movie, I pretty much dyed it back.”

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nope:

https://www.popsugar.com/beauty/zooey-deschanel-natural-hair-color-49319584

She may have beeen dying it back to blonde, but she is naturally blonde. Look at her sister. She’s also a blonde.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

From the link you provided.

Speaking with StyleCaster in a 2019 interview, Deschanel set the record straight once and for all, as many publications prior had mistakenly assigned blond as her birth hair color. "My hair has been the same color pretty much my whole life," she told the outlet. "My hair is naturally dark brown. If you look at my family, my dad has dark brown hair. My mom has dark brown hair. My sister has brown hair. All signs point to brown hair."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You'd think they could just take Academy award nominated actress Margot Robbie's word for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You would think someone would take Zooey's word for it, SMDH.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Watch Elf this Christmas. She looks so different.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Zooey Deschanel and Katey Perry are actually the same person and no one can convince me otherwise. Yes, I know Katy Perry did a music video about how similar they look; it wasn't her trying to be a part of the joke, it was her mocking us by showing us the grift. Wake up sheeple.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Its true you never see them in the same room at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're gonna call someone lazy when you can't even read a whole comment? It's the second sentence!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

For the lazy. You made me type more now. Shame. And you never provided sauce. That's why I provided it. Lazy lameo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, alright, NM. Gotta appreciate the commitment to laziness here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah I just hate FTL for the lazy since it's already for the lose and faster than light.

It's not nearly as bad as ETA edited to add but gotta be truly lazy with the abbreviation for that lazy people spirit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some level of shared genetics at least

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Sisters of the same cloning vat?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In the same vein, I can't figure out how people don't notice that Lord is just a middle-aged man from Colorado.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh, Randy! Yeah I know him. How no one else sees it is beyond me.

I’ve been shopping at his farm forever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

you have tegridy

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