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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

See also the Self-Transcendence 3100 Mile Race, in which the runners lap one city block 5,649 times over 52 days. The prize is typically a T-shirt, a DVD, or a small trophy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-Transcendence_3100_Mile_Race

This race, which lasts several weeks, is hosted by the Sri Chinmoy Marathon Team and takes place every summer in Queens, New York City. The course is 3,100 miles (4,989 km) long. Runners negotiate 5,649 laps of one extended city block in Jamaica, Queens, bounded by 164th Place, Abigail Adams (84th) Avenue, 168th Street, and the Grand Central Parkway — a distance of 0.5488 miles (883 m) — while the streets are in normal use.[2] The runners have 52 days to complete the distance, running from 6 a.m. to midnight, an average of 59.62 miles (95.95 km) every day. The prize is typically a T-shirt, a DVD, or a small trophy.[3]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

This would be a life goal of mine if they could guarantee I wasn't going to get a damn DVD.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hey, that's me as an 11-or-12-year old, I used to jog around the block in the old central section of town at night, my parents didn't want me straying, there was an old park nearby with shady characters lurking there at night, and the old red light bar district was about three blocks away in the other direction.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OOP could be a fully functional Artificial Intelligence in a video game and no one would notice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your use of "OOP" and "functional" threw me for a loop for a second, then I remembered this isn't about programming. I should get some extra sleep tonight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Did you say throw, loop, and sleep?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

This guy and the guy who has been running through my neighborhood at night with glow sticks taped to his body would be great friends I feel.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I hope he changes direction every few laps because sidewalks have a slant to them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No slant isn't great either. If the sidewalk isn't banked that run seems like torture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Helps shape his feet for the next laps he'll be running

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I put everything on a bagel

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pete and Pete was, in my opinion, the absolute pinnacle of what could be done in a show for kids.

Meanwhile, Toby Huss in the picture up there went on to be in Halt and Catch Fire and was the voices of Kahn and Cotton on King of the Hill. Talented dude apart from being the strongest man in the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Woahhh, I never realized Kahn and Cotton were the same voice actor. Makes their friendship a little more interesting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm not so convinced that Pete and Pete was actually for kids.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

What year is it?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I’m choosing to imagine he’s running a very very very slightly larger circle each time, getting closer and closer to his neighbours as he goes - instead of it being the precision of the sat nav (and the larger circles only being noticed over a matter of weeks)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

When my cat looked at the screen, she tried to play with that.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn all that ugly ass driveway space and that one trailertrash asshole ruining his lawn by parking his cars on it... Wonder if it's the same insane loop guy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that one trailertrash asshole ruining his lawn by parking his cars on it...

That's an empty lot with construction equipment in it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That... is a very reasonable explanation lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Most exciting run in the state

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I was honestly surprised to see that it was in ND. Now I’m wondering if the screenshot is of the person I’m thinking of…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Ed, Edd, and Eddy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

I wanna know his lap times and how long it took

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