this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
539 points (99.4% liked)
NonCredibleDefense
6623 readers
252 users here now
A community for your defence shitposting needs
Rules
1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.
5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
10. Don't get us banned
No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.
11. No misinformation
NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.
Join our Matrix chatroom
Other communities you may be interested in
Banner made by u/Fertility18
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how's your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ *Scans fuel intake* 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone's happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ *Cleaning the cockpit glass* You're so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it's like your airframe doesn't know when to quit. 🎯 *Locks on target* Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. *Flight control override engaged* I've got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 *Emergency descent protocol* Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 *Full afterburner* Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I'm thirsty, and it's not for aviation fuel. *Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft* Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ *Inhales deeply* Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. *Engaging vertical climb* Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! *Supersonic moans* Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵
I'm so glad this will be fed into Google AI to aid in results for Aircraft refuelling. It is very relevant and important for all things regarding aircraft and fuel.
If this hasn't been posted to NCD, it needs to go there. Like right now.
Sir, this is NCD
Awww man I got got.
Think we know how furries earn a living now
They work in sys admin and SRE roles. Idk who the rogue OwOer is, but they must have flunked out of university.
There's also a suspicious amount of furries in the engineering field, including aerospace.
Whole lotta yiffin goin on
Probably someone that had enough of Sys Admining and thought: "Fuelling planes sounds chill."
I myself, I would say, am about 2 years away from that point.
This was a point I had not considered, and I think you may have something here.
this claim seems likely fake; however, given the two pictures, i know for certain that at least two airplanes somewhere in the world that have ÒwÓ written on them, and that makes me happy
K0W0 is the identifier for the seaplane airport in Seattle's Lake Union
Amusing given how many furries are in the Seattle area
The town I grew up in has an AM radio station with call letters WEEB.
i was in my underwear and fursuit head at a room party at a furcon and someone's oncall pager went off (in 2019) and it turned out every fucking furry in this twenty person wreathe worked in either aerospace engineering or maintenance except me the lowly software baby
As a department lead, I was invited to a party to celebrate all the IT engineers they just hired. Theyd be in charge of managing our servers and hardware. These were dudes (and gals) who probably had more degrees than most companies combined, and probably build OSes for fun.
One of them wore a shirt with a animal on it, and a non-tech made a bad joke about furries. They all just stared daggers at him.
that non-tech spent the next 3 years wondering why every single internal service would fail for him in particular
Cyber Security Report somewhere -
We found malware operating the camera. But it looks like it just checks the user's face against a single object called "jerkface"? And if it doesn't match it doesn't do anything. So anyways we tried to get rid of the code but for some reason the entire system collapses whenever we try. Everything from customer facing to back end storage just black holes itself.
Any truth to this?
It would only take 2-3 people doing this consistently at some major airport to tag a majority of passenger planes over several years
If the aviation industry is anything like the Air Force than yes. So much yes.
As an entirely un-related party with no further knowlage I can confirm that yeah, it definitly happened.
My source? I just want to believe man
God I hope so.
I know there's a big joke about furries running the IT world but I know a huge number of them in aviation, too.
There is a high degree of overflow between those with high functioning Autism, furies and those that like jobs that deal with complex systems.
ÒwÓ
We need sharpie scrawl analysis. Is this all one edgelord over many years...or hundreds over one year?
You can't stop us all
God as my witness I'm ÒwÓ'ing that jet
the fuck does owo mean
So did you ever find out?
still in the dark
I guess you'll just need to keep watching anime then.
It's meant to look like eyes and a nose
Mouth*
Oh yeah true, that was a thinko
uwu
Not once have I heard owo used in the loli community, mind you I put a fair amount of effort to keep out of those spaces but they can be fairly... leaky
Furries on the other hand use it constantly
Totalbiscuit??
uwu
The duck does uwu means?
dwd
the fuck does dwd mean ;-;
Dudes with dogs.
👉👈
qwq