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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Unforgettable. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Good old Scottish nectar!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I consider myself warned.

Hmmm...

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What's with his comment about caffeine? I've never heard of wine having caffeine.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

It’s fortified wine with caffeine. It’s basically Four Loko, if Four Loko tasted like Benadryl’s bastard stepchild.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Fortified wine with caffeine

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Buckfast has caffeine added to it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If that's the fast part of the name, I'm not sure I want to know where the buck comes from.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

A deer carcass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 82 points 7 months ago

Buckfast gets you fucked fast, brewed by monks, drunk by punks, BUCKFAST

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Wreck the hoose juice

[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (7 children)

American here. What is this stuff? Is it intended to be consumed in a particular fashion, not just gulped down in a glass?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

It's fortified wine with caffeine and is associated with people getting drunk and causing trouble

[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It's intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it's extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Bucky has one purpose. It's the thoroughbred of not-spirits.

Best served warm and straight from the bottle to the back of the throat.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It’s mostly consumed as an act of bravado in Scotland and the north of England, with the intention of getting riotously drunk.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like Jager bomb in a convenient twist-off bottle

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

This is an apt comparison, especially since Buckfast is also caffeinated

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It appears it's kind of like MD 20/20 here in America. Cheap, sugary "bum" wine.

I just read they also add caffeine to it. Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh gods, mixing madd dog with four loko sounds horrible.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I tried buckie once! Drank a whole bottle, later that night had some sort of weird seizure while trying to go for a piss. Mashed my face against the skirting board, looked like I'd been in a fight the next day.

Buckfast. Just say no.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 7 months ago (1 children)

red bull gives you wings

buckfast gives you epilepsy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Hahaha that proper made me laugh

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