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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I could handle the feelings, and everybody I know needs the money.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

Guess I'm homeless.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago

Guess I'm homeless, cuz fuck that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Doing Communism because it's the only way to afford cost of living.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

My dad once joked about getting a second wife like in Biblical times.

My mother replied, "good, I'll finally have someone help with the chores around here."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

James Holden, Naomi Nagata, and Clarissa Mao’s stunt doubles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Julie’s the missing girl in the very beginning.

Clarissa is her younger sister who spoilered the spoilers in the slow zone. The one with spoilers in her spoiler, that made her spoiler alert.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Ah right. It's been a while.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's got to be a more inclusive way for 3+ people to hug. Maybe it's my monogamous brain, but this just looks like a third wheel

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Me adding garlic to the onions that are already sizzling in the pot

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's fine. Garlic burns really easy. You shouldn't add it until 30 seconds before you add your tomatoes, or stock, or whatever your main watery components are going to be.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah more or less. Sometimes I sweat them in a covered pot for longer. Maybe with a spoonful of aquafaba, or stock as you say.

Burnt garlic is not a mistake you make on purpose more than once haha.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Me introducing two of my friends and they get along really well

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Children of gen alpha when they grow up:

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That is definitely a benefit! It is very difficult sometimes, though.

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