this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I knew this was The Onion because the title promised Netflix released "a few good shows recently".

All Netflix does these days is constantly change the thumbnails of old shows to trick users into thinking they are new.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Titles too now. I watched a bit of anime on Netflix recently, and besides trying to shove all their anime down my throat now, I even got recommended a show I had already watched, but with its Japanese title.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

"New Releases"... Funny how the watched progress bar is halfway through that film

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Both the source of all your individual problems and lead of the administration that does so many good things that you don't give two seconds of thought to...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

He’ll be there to support you all as you complain about the size of the snack foods you’re eating as you watch those shows. He really has everyone’s best interests in mind\s.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Any good Netflix shows lately?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you like anime they licensed some good shows. Delicious in dungeon is good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I'm always open to a new anime even if I don't consider myself an aficionado.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Three Body Problem

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

3 Body Problem wasn’t utter shit. It’s a bit too “Look, we are like that other Netflix show Dark” but Dark was actually written by smart people, while 3BP is written by… Dumb & Dumber, David Benioff and DB Weiss

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I haven't seen it, but apparently Baby Reindeer is getting good reviews.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It is good, but heavy content warning for SA and rape.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Once again predicting actual future news.

Whatever happened to the scruffy unhoused looking candidate who wore a boot on his head, anyway? Maybe he could make a comeback and split the "none of these asshats give a shit about me, anyway" voting block...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Vermin Supreme, he promised me a pony!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yes. It was Vermin Supreme. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I got a bit confused at first but then read the name of the community. Lol