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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Once again predicting actual future news.

Whatever happened to the scruffy unhoused looking candidate who wore a boot on his head, anyway? Maybe he could make a comeback and split the "none of these asshats give a shit about me, anyway" voting block...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Vermin Supreme, he promised me a pony!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yes. It was Vermin Supreme. Thank you!