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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

"Let's give him more powers!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

Wonder if it’s supposed to make him look like he’s praying to his god, and not theirs.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Republicans are hopelessly out-of-touch. The rich ones have no idea what it's like to work for a living. The non-rich ones live in a terrifying alternate reality mental prison where there's scary, liberal, trans immigrants behind every corner coming to take their guns away.

Most people look at everything around us and decide that if someone is apparently coming to destroy it all... Good.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The Zohranator! Making copies!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 36 minutes ago

Zohra-lohra-ding-dong!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

My joke is a reference to Gozer the Destroyer, a.k.a. Gozer the Gozerian.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Stfu. The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man ftw.

Cheers. We're just nerds who love films.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

I'm not sure how "shut the fuck up" fits into all of this, but thanks!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, missed that link.

For completeness' sake, I was referring to the Conan the Barbarian movies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

That was where my head went, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Men in Black 5 leaked by Fox News?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

He already has a nickname. Behold "Young Cardamom:" https://youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Zohran can destroy me anytime

[–] [email protected] 39 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Zohran! What is best in life?

Crush oligarchy. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their shareholders.

(stolen from Mastodon, don't remember where I saw it)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

We should call his meme page Zohran the Destroyer's Bazaar of Affordable Memes

[–] [email protected] 63 points 16 hours ago

Zohran the Inequality Destroyer

Zohran the Corruption Destroyer

Zohran the bus fare Destroyer

Zohran the Rent Increase Destroyer

This guy sounds fucking awesome thank you fox news

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I was just thinking it was a missed opportunity for a What We Do In The Shadows reference, but on the other hand the only other people I know who watch it are gay so maybe it would just go over Fox's audience's heads

[–] [email protected] 141 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

That's the sickest burn since "President Poupon"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 18 hours ago

If we are lucky, he will completely destroy both parties. Scorched earth and we'll start over.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

What is best in life zohran?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Affordable housing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their kickbacks dissolving!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You don't mess with the Zohran.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

This is the comment I came here for

[–] [email protected] 64 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

bruh could make a shit ton of campaign cash selling Zohran the Destroyer shirts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Zohranthedestroyer.Com

Cleanest looking site I've seen in a while

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

If I had the artistic talent of a lawn chair I would have already done this. We need some epic Frank Frazetta style Zohran art.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I need this. Half-assed laser eyes and horns shopped on. This would be the stupid shirt that finally completes me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

What about the Stay-puft^tm^ Marshmallow Man?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 18 hours ago

They forgot the golden rule to never get high off your own supply.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago

Heh heh heh… Stupid Fox News