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[–] [email protected] 172 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Working in tech support be like

[–] [email protected] 105 points 7 months ago (20 children)

Except they don't tell you that they did something different and you have to spend half an hour just figuring that out.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Well they got one thing right...They didn't turn out well.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was trying to build a homemade box with wood and nails, except instead of wood I used fucking Uranium, now I have cancer. DIY projects are a scam.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Next time, try that with your car.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I put gasoline in my diesel motor, wtf is wrong, it won't work

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

applesauce instead of engine oil will be fun

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You say this, but then I used to read r/justrolledintotheshop. People outright fail at substituting engine oil for engine oil from time to time. The kind of person that would try applesauce probably wouldn't be doing more self harm than otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

you mean virgin olive oil instead of motor oil?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I wanna say someone did that, so yes? Also: window washer fluid, and the occasional transmission fluid chaser.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Instructions unclear, I substituted the car with applesauce, but it failed to properly start up or support passengers boarding, ★☆☆☆☆

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Lol "I followed the instructions exactly except I had my toddler vomit into the gas tank instead of using gas. Why won't it work!? 0/5 stars."

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