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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I’m not sure exactly, but it’d prob involve some galvanized square steel for framing, borrowed screws from my aunt, and eco friendly wood veneer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That's a storage closet, very obviously so. That type of fan being located at that spot makes me also feel like this is a joke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Aside from aircraft painted on wall, I think put a mattress area on the floor (or comfy seating) and paint a galaxy in glow in the dark paint.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Enclose it and make a secret door to enter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Giant van. Slanted wall is the windshield, walls are the doors and back wall is seats. All painted on.

Or a space ship, same vibe.

Gotta be a themed room.

Could also make it the outside of the tardis from doctor who, so it's bigger on the outside but technically the outside is the inside. You are outside the tardis when you are inside the room.

Or do it like harry potters under the stairs cupboard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The fan is there to hang a noose. It's not even plugged in.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

with a bucket, a mop, a broom and dust pan, a shelf with some bottles of Windex and Soft Scrub and other S.C. Johnson(R) products, a stack of furnace filters against one wall and the front one always falls over, and probably a vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

And an illustrated book about birds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Probably as an enchanted forest to chill in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Do you have any ideas? Without any context about your needs or the rest of your house, you will get a bunch of random suggestions that may not apply to your situation. Multiple people have mentioned a room for pets, but we don't know if OP has any pets. We also don't know if OP would benefit more from a small office or an arts and crafts room.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I know [email protected] says "anything and everything goes" but isn't there a more appropriate instance for this question?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

How come nobody has mentioned a walk-in closet yet?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Ceiling fan is going and a regular fixture put in instead. This seems like a closet or storage room anyway (there are no windows), no real need for a fan like that in a space like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That’s the room where the litter box goes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That poor fan is just waiting to tear itself apart.

Why don't you turn on the fan then lock the door, and call it "the Schrodinger's room". Quantum mechanics says that after a while, the fan is both functioning and broken, spinning in an endless dance of probability.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I am very sure the bearings on a fan are not designed to withstand side loads

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You will likely hear the fan tear itself apart from outside of the room, such an event is absolutely loud enough to be heard from outside the door, plus the fact that the little bits of fan that are left afterwards will probably continue spinning and likely bumping into the ceiling (if it's hanging from the wires).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If a fan falls in a closed room but nobody is around to hear it, did it make a sound?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

What was that noise from upstairs? Probably a murderer!

Is the noise it would make

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

🎵🎵🎵 Neck Cutter 🎵🎵🎵

And yes this is an ICP song….. being a teen in the late 90’s early 00’s be like that. And they put on a hell of a show https://youtu.be/8JsYdpsFVDU?si=tsNyGZTeczCN6_Zd

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

This isn't that type of situation. This room is not meant to be right. It is where only wrong exists. There is a litany of people who allowed this room to exist and they all knew what should have been, but they all allowed this space to come to pass.

This room is meant to not be, but has allowed to be because it is forsaken by the collective creation of humanity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Look up “wall fan with remote” on your favorite shopping site. Tear down that head chopper and put this on the back vertical wall

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If you have pets, I'd say make it a room with a bean bag chair and a bunch of pet beds, (short) cat trees if you have cats, and a small tv for you to watch stuff on. Make it a little cozy hangout spot for you and your dogs/cats.

If not, uh... Closet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The fan won't last very long, the bearings aren't designed to operate like that. (Even if you don't hit it with your head...)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This is a closet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

$1800 a month not including bills.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yes, but room? It looks like less then half of attic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Make it look like an old-timey log mill with the fan as the saw blade.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Here for the airplane angle too Got enchanted by the forest suggestion....so aircraft crashing in a forest!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Everything angled the same as the fan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

With my own blood after I hit my head on the fan.

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