Wolf attacks on humans are rare but common enough to have their own Wikipedia page, but there's no record of wild gorillas killing anyone.
Which means they're either super chill, or really fucking sneaky about it.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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Both would be skittish if you stand your ground but judging by size, one would probably be easier to convince to leave you alone.
Wolf def the safest option. Most likely to leave you alone.
We tamed them once, we can do it again!
wolf, considering they don't fucking exist anymore (in the US at least, also im sure they still do, just not in significant number)
Also i don't like gorillas, they can eat shit.
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Can men participate as judges in the tourney, this time?
Wolf. It's a singular wolf, so it honestly cannot beat me if it tried. Even if we assume the other two are more docile, all they need to do is try and I would be dead.
Wolf. It’s a singular wolf, so it honestly cannot beat me if it tried. Even if we assume the other two are more docile, all they need to do is try and I would be dead.
lol at this
You think you can take on a wolf? They aren't chihuahuas you know.
I know I can't take on a gorilla. I might be able to take on a wolf lol.
See, I find that level of confidence more realistic, like maybe I could take on a wolf, rather than it being an obvious fact.
Your chances of beating a wolf are low enough that you'd probably be better off with the quick death the other two would provide.
I've dealt with wolves at the wildlife sanctuary before. They're big stupid smelly dogs. If you can flex your arm real good they won't be able to tear into you, and if you can put your weight on them you've already won.
Definitely don't recommend it for people with brittle bones, or discord mods, but I'm jacked af bro.
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Is there gonna be a loser's bracket for this tournament?
what are you doing out here alone, Moon-moon?
GOD DAMNIT MOON MOON
I'm going Wolf personally. I might have a chance with a wolf, gorillas are stupid strong. No thanks.
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RIP Harambe. 😭