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[–] [email protected] 119 points 11 months ago (5 children)

And then you ask their weight, and they start talking about rocks.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then you ask about rocks and

JESUS CHRIST MARIE, THEY’RE MINERALS!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Maybe I'm just being dense rn, but... huh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Breaking Bad reference

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Apparently the UK still uses stone as a step above pounds. Then again, the UK is a hot mess when it comes to units...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I know they use mph. Do they use km for distance or miles? I think they use meters for shorter distances so I've no clue.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yep, I'm about 13 stone 1. Which I know is about 83kg. But I have no idea how many pounds in a stone. I do know that there's about 2 and a quarter lb to a kg. Therefore I must be about 186lb.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One stone is 6,35kg or 14 liberties (that's what the lb means, right?)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can’t imagine a scenario where a British person actually says their salary as “pounds” rather than “grand” or just the number.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

1 grand is the same as 1 kilo? So it's still weight.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What if they want to say how much it weighs and they have an imperial units fetish?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then we'd refer to it in Stones...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Can I get that in talents?

[–] [email protected] 202 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Wait a minute... Does the name of the currency come from payments that were not counted but weighed? Gotta check.

ETA: Oh my gosh yes, one pound sterling (currency) was originally one pound (weight) of sterling silver. I'm probably the last person to discover this, but still that's pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

If anyone is the last, it's me. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What does ETA stand for in this context?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Edited To Add. The constant barrage of TLAs is exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am one of the 10,000 today.

Never seen it used like that before. Usually just use Edit:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It’s weird when Reddit started shifting from ETA: “everyone’s the asshole” to exited to add.

Idk I guess it’s the kids and their new dang language and hippity hop music

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Huh. I used reddit for about 12 years before switching to Lemmy last year and I don't think I ever noticed ETA. Maybe just different subs used it.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What does TLA stand for in this context?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

CIA = Can't Ignore Ass

FBI = For Better Income

NSA = Not Sucking Anyone

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 127 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Such a wholesome XKCD

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I’m also among those 10,000! Good day to be alive.

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