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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean even without that slip up the rest of the message still gives them away. Who the fuck would say that without being a vatnik shill.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Фifteen roubles bitch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should it be “duddy” or “иuddy”?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This indeed is a kyrillic b.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easily repairable? Lol.

Allies? Lol.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guess it depends on what breaks. Some random valve snaps? There's probably two or more backups.

Some random distiller happens to spontaneously explode in a random smoking accident? Probably not quite so easy to fix.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any decent bomb or missile is going to do a lot more than break a valve.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

That was indeed implied, yes. Refineries are built pretty damage-resistant, because otherwise any random breakage would make them go up in flames.

Although... No promises about Russian safety systems.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I appreciate the Basterds reference. 🫵😉

Though honestly, without keyboard knowledge, I would have assumed changing Belgium's name for something else is a white supremacist dogwhistle. This is 4chan afterall.

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Is anyone really surprised? of course 4chan posts are russian propaganda, this time they just got lazy.

at this point you can assume 90% of *chan posts are basically agit-prop. the actual weirdos post on reddit now

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only on /pol and /b. Most of the blue boards are still populated by autistic obsessives for their favorite hobbies.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah 4chan is nothing but nazis. I know because a bunch of people who have never been there keep saying so.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think it's a mistake to underestimate the amount of weirdos on 4chan

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

And the amount of propaganda everywhere else, for that matter.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You never heard of Ielgium?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Of course I have, legium my balls

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[–] [email protected] 223 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am American from warm water port of Texas Oblast

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