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[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (14 children)

Fyi

  • R - ar

  • B - bee

  • D - dee

  • W - double yoo

  • E - ee

  • F - ef

  • L - el

  • M - em

  • N - en

  • X - eks

  • S - ess

  • I - eye

  • A - ey

  • H - eych

  • J - jay

  • G - jee

  • K - kay

  • Q - kyoo

  • O - oh

  • P - pee

  • C - see

  • T - tee

  • V - vee

  • Y - why

  • U - yoo

  • Z - zee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Where's A

You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

probably the second E that's pronounced "ey"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I assume that's what makes it so brilliant!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

So basically going to play inscryption

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

As your attorney, I can confirm this is correct.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (4 children)

By the way, if you're drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there's a good chance that you're self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Hi. I'm on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It's pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn't cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn't recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).

So… coffee it is I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.

There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).

Good luck out there 🫡

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Same. So much coffee and it just doesn't keep me from getting sleepy/tired

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)

That's kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I love cocaine so much

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And yet, 9 cups is still rookie numbers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Especially if the cup is the strange standard 4oz.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

ITT standard meth behavior

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

you wouldn't understand it if you've never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Don't you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I think you're on to something....

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (4 children)

My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

spice is ~~oil~~ caffeine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Lisan al gaib!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

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