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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Nine?

Amateur

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Are you sure coffee is all you've had?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Meth BcColl

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Ha! Amateur."

Philip J. Fry, probably

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Bahaha this was the very next post in my feed,

, and your comment works with either one of them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alphabet been in pretty much the same order for thousands of years and all of a sudden some Starbucks infused woman wants to go and start screwing with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Starbucks infused women, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This seems more like methamphetamine to me than coffee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

twitch scratch wydm?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I dont even drink coffee. I do take stimulants tho!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't put them in your butt though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You mean stimboofing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I think so, I don't do drugs though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the time knife. We've all seen it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you mean the Time Cube?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Chidi's Mind Is Blown by the Time-Knife - The Good Place (Episode Highlight) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhII8J_4Y1g

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