this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Instructions...

  1. This tool
  2. Elbow grease
  3. 20lbs sledgehammer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

God I can't wait for the price of AI video to come down, I want to see this spin :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fake and staged, the holes have too much distance.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Instructions unclear.

I am in so much pain right now.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Damnit, now I need that stl so I can make my dad's brain segfault.

Edit: I'm back with a link: https://www.printables.com/model/1324326-double-drill-bit/files

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Shit, I want one for my dad just to watch his reaction

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Terrible drill bit. Mediocre taffy puller. Adequate paint mixer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Passable cotton candy stick, if you're careful

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Oh God that took me way too long

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ok, as pictured it wouldn't work, however, if the drill ends rotated independently, the fork was fixed to the drill, and the rotation of the motor rotated both drill bits via a tiny joint inside the fork, this would be pretty neat

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And if my grandma had wheels she would be a bicycle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

But would she have a split diff?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

And here I thought only ai could come up with this kind of stuff

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I used a drill press and there's shrapnel in my abdomen, I might need a sec.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But one is right-handed and the other is left-handed, that's for undrilling two holes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Don't be silly. AI isn't left handed.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Same principle that allows camber spacers to work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No, seriously, why do have racecars no ~~angled~~ tilted wheels for better grip in curves?

Edit: they do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Wow, so that's how this works.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

Hahahahahaha, oh boy