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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something straight outta Florida Man.
But it being Tejas is close enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Don't you dare compare Texas to Florida! We're nowhere near their levels of crazy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I used to work at a major fast food restaurant with a drive-thru. My coworker sold weed through that drive-thru.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

My stepfather knew a guy who delivered pizzas and the people who wanted him to deliver weed with the pizza requested him specifically. Dude made enough as a pizza delivery guy that he was able to buy a hella fancy sports car. Tbh, the idea was gold and I'm happy he was successful lol.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

This is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I ll take one meth please

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Okay but you're probably going to want more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll take 2 methamphetamine please

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You are articulating more like a shroom user

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry, what's the action you want corrected?

I don't want to look like a idiot if I ever buy no no drugs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please trust me when I say that buying meth, if you never have, is dumber than anything I was talking about.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That said, the fine folk distributing meth aren't exactly the shiniest crystals in the batch.

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