this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
420 points (98.2% liked)

Not The Onion

12189 readers
587 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Okay but you're probably going to want more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll take 2 methamphetamine please

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You are articulating more like a shroom user