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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Compared to what? Not compared to other major cities, from a tourist's perspective.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Everything I know about Boston, I learned from Fallout 4.

And, it seems accurate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I lived in Boston like 7 months during my studies. I was on a scholarship from a (not particularly rich) west European country... Can relate with the meme. On the positive side was just few nice hours of groundhog bus to NY 😂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Yeah but i still like the band

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

I went stopped in Boston twice on vacation for a few days each trip. Aside from the white power shit that happens there I really liked it. It was filled with quaint little shops, the people were cool, the views were awesome, I got to huck a box into the Boston harbor. I would 💯 go back. Shit was a vibe.

On the flip side, I went down to Salem to do tours and stuff and I fucking hated it. The only cool spot was a pet supply place where they sold homemade treats and dog food along with toys and stuff. I was high as fuck petting their shop cat for line 20 minutes. Definite 10/10. If you're nearby get fucking blasted and go pet this lady's cat. She was super cool about me not wanting to come in and look around. Just wanted to pet the cat.

It was the New England Dog Biscuit Company. This was the cat. Go pet the fucking cat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'm from Boston. Can't say you're wrong

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Oh hey! Trawna is the same

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Boston is the only city I absolutely refused to drive in when I had to go there for work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I made the mistake of seeing bike lanes and assuming renting an electric would be a good way to get around.

Boston bike lanes are suggestions, not enforced. And they often run in between two car lanes.

I'm a pretty risk-taking dude. motorcycles, adventure/rally cars, 'survival' camping, you name it. But I will NEVER ride a bicycle in Boston again.

What a terrifying experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's not for the faint lmao. Still, the bike infra in Boston is way, way better every year. I recall biking by North station recently and it was.. like there was a separate bike like and lights and shit. It was nothing like what it used to be - which was nothing for bikes at all.

Once you get used to it and know what you're comfortable with.. it's all pretty good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Fair enough. Do they still have bike lanes where the car lane to the left has to cross the bike lane to turn right? That was my biggest 'WTF' factor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I've encountered one in Allston

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

It's the worst city I've driven in.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

From Boston. Can confirm. Fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I imagine you said "off" with at least 3 syllables.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Fuck awh-uh-fuh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

1 out of 4 points confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

if a place is expensive there's probably some reason for people wanting to live there enough to drive up prices

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Business hub city. Especially for tech. Especially especially biotech.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also international Airport.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

In which they won't give you a damn beer before noon!

(or maybe it was 11. I just know I was beerless during a connection at 9 AM)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

No. Massholes just want to stay in their unaffordable hometown like the rest of us. That doesn't mean Boston and it's folk doesn't fucking suck. (With love from a Mets fan that hates you more than the Yankees 😘)

[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I had a wonderful experience during my brief stay in Boston. I wandered out of the hotel to find a gentleman in what could only be described as Reinfair garb, asked him where I could find a good bar. "You wanna go tah a fhuckin' bhar? C'mon, get in my car - I'll take you to a fhuckin' bhar."

I proceeded to get into a car with a complete stranger, went to a hole in the wall pub and chatted for a bit while some terrible live music played. Everybody was really friendly and I have nothing but positive things to say about the place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I lived in Boston and some of its suburbs for 14 years during and after college. I think Boston has the best townie bars in the country. Some of my best bar memories are hanging out with friends who'd lived in the area their whole lives.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I hope you enjoyed the Tam

[–] [email protected] 86 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I cannot imagine the confidence or, alternatively, the self-destruction necessary to get into the car of a random stranger. I am in awe.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was probably a coin flip either you end up with a story for the kids about a unique local weirdo OR the cops find you in an abandoned apartment decapitated with a broadsword

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

id be perfectly fine with being murdered only if its decapitation with a cool fucking sword

[–] [email protected] 91 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The only time I was in Boston, my girlfriend and I ran for the subway before the door closed. A guy held the door, I thanked him, and he turned to his friend and said "See, not everyone is a dick, asshole." Or was it "not everyone is an asshole, dick." But it was pretty on brand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

A couple years ago a guy was dragged to his death when he got his arm stuck in the doors on the T (Boston’s subway).

It’s one of the most mechanically dangerous transportation systems in the world because most of it is so out of date.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

*Hahvahd bah

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