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Those poor anacondas didn't want none. Oh, and if you're smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I assume they were trouser snakes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

"Hey baby, I've got a snake in my pants just for you. Ouch ouch it bit me fuck you snake! Ouch! ... No I'm not trying to flirt with you, there's literally a snake please help me"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

why did he stop?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

At least someone didn't poison the waterhole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I, too, travel with a snake in my pants

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume I'm hung that long.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I woke up, missing my fuckin' dong..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

The plot of Snakes on a Plane 2 looks awful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:

DUMBASS

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Transportation Security Administration agents caught the unidentified man with a small bag in his pants with the small reptiles in it.

The bag was hidden in the passenger's clothing, officials said.

The post included a photo of two small snakes that were found in what appeared to be a sunglasses bag, the AP reported.

The snakes were turned over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

At the end of the week, TSA officers at JFK found a long machete from a man going through security.

Lesson learned: Don't bring a machete to an airport checkpoint," the TSA spokesperson said in a social media post.


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