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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

somebody renamed the interface but didn’t rename the monitoring interface 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh i don't need to add bugs...

Come to think of it, i think i'll try emojis on my next commit message... just to test...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

github-sync: local install (WIP, split and rebase)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Options for donation and contact links Nothing important

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

fix this fucking gitignore

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Add Exporters MVP

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

God read my code and it made Him cry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Fuck it I quit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

“Initial commit, come back later”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Submodule update

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"Added backoffs and logging for rate limiting"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."

I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

removed /32s in favour of /24s. Small layout changes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Fixed boolean logic and bump version.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Add links to navbar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Fixed tests.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

"cleanup" lol

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