I'm taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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Rock bash skulls easy, take many great sticks from others.
Psh. If you can even reach me when I’m slapping the shit out of you with my awesome stick.
Ha, an awesome throw (which ancestral history indicates)..... I'll knock your pathetic ass into heathermore
Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.
Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!
Honestly, it's so perfect I'd probably choke and get 2 skips out of it. Anytime I stop and select a good stone I overthink it and throw terribly, anytime I just grab one and toss it I get 4 or 5 skips (6 if no one's around to see it).
Nothing worse than getting that perfect angle to slice through the water and it just goes "Blop" and it's gone.
The geologist in me says rocc but the kid in me stays sticc
I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it's a toss-up.
Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥
The rock, (a) because it'll last longer and (b) because it's got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain't no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.
Read some Stormlight Archive, and know that I am a stick.
The Stick trained Daredevil.
rocc
So smoth So rund
Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.
stick.
Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.
sticc
😂😂😂 I’d missed this somehow , thank you for it
It's from the ultra extended edition.
Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for
This guy cargo pantses
Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They're fucking awesome.
Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don't realize it's actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses
Seriously! I hardly ever carry a handbag because it's more likely than not that I'll eventually lose it. Losing my pants is a lot less common, and there's so much room for stuff! Wallet, keys, phone, knife, dog treats, cool rocks, maybe a snake. The possibilities are endless!
Then use perfect stick and perfect rock to make perfect pump drill for fire
For my quest? Hmm. Sticks are pretty useful. However In fantasy quests rocks are often runes that can hold powerful spells.
Rock is easier to store and I have too much bullshit already.
I'll throw the rock at you and then take your stick. And then pick up my rock and leave.
Stick.
Stick for sure.
Perfect rock is for the wife, she'll put it to good use. Stick is good to walk home with.
sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.
But you could be fire.
Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.
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