All these years later, apparently Mitch was wrong and they are letting the alfalfa sprout guy in.
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2025
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All cool but that's too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting
And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ
"so go back to the kluuuuub,"
My favourite combo: Lightly toasted poppy seed bread Lettuce Bacon Chicken mayo Bread again Cheese Cucumber Tomato Black pepper mayo Final Bread
What a shit sandwich
Remember when alfalfa sprouts were on all the things? I miss alfalfa sprouts...
Clubbing... Ah. So not baby seals. Ok. Good.
Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ!
I miss that T-shirt, I think my mother and ex-wife conspired and burned it.
I love clubbing
I mean who doesn't!! ⚾🦇🦭🦭🦭
Never had a sandwich with baby seals, tho I’m willing to try most of anything once
How does one eat such monstrosity, and what are its ingredients?
Favorite sandwich is a BBBBBBBBBlt
Worf! Worf, worf!
I don’t quite understand this picture but I am definitely amused by it
Guess clubbing is also the name of the less know Canadian tradition of killing baby seals
Yes
I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it!
- Mitch Hedberg
This sandwich is not part of the club.
Obligatory Mitch. Thanks.
He used to have the best bits. He still does, but he used to, too.
Did someone use AI to generate this? Instead of simply finding a sandwich picture and adding text on top?
Did someone use AI to generate you?
Nah just the classic booze and no contraception combo
Now I want a club sandwich for lunch but don't have the fixings at all!
Who folds turkey like that?
Why a psychopath of course
A club is alright, but have you ever had a Monte Cristo?
battered & deep fried
With jam on the side
Then a visit with your doctor, to discuss cholesterol levels and hardened arteries.
I feel like it would have been funnier with just "I love clubbing"
Less is.
There's a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached "Captain Crunch" levels of palate damage.
Yes, you are correct.
But it is worth it
Bambibitch Cumberditch