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“I don’t think people could hold there more than five minutes in this water, especially with clothes on,” he added. It was very good luck this floating sauna was nearby.”

The sauna boat happened to drift by soon after the Tesla ended up in the water, Oslo police said.

Photos show people on the vessel with towels around their waists pulling the passengers out of the water.

“One of the guests came running and told me a car had landed in the water. I accelerated to full speed in the direction of the people,” the sauna boat’s skipper, Nicholay Nordahl, told Norwegian newspaper VG.

“With the help of two guests, we pulled them up. They were able to warm up in the sauna,” he added.

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 9 months ago (13 children)

I expected another story about a Tesla self-driving passengers to their doom. Instead, "the driver accidentally hit the gas pedal", so it being a Tesla is really an irrelevant detail. Would the headline have read "Hyundai plunges into Norway fjord..." if it were a different car.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Tesla's come with a feature called obstacle avoidance or something like that which in theory could have prevented this, although even that isn't a guarantee. It's also a feature that can be enabled/disabled so it's possible it was disabled.

In 2022 they said the feature prevents about 40 incidents a day of people pressing the accelerator down instead of the brake.

Stops you from going into the garage door and other various things.

“Here, I’m showing a particular mode of failure of humans where they accidentally press the accelerator pedal instead of the brake pedal. For example, these people are pressing the accelerator pedal thinking that they’re pressing the brake pedal. But the car realizes that they are doing this and are heading towards a collision and automatically cuts out the acceleration, and presses the brake to prevent the humans from colliding."

Edit: Clarity, but also I think the enable/disable is because it does take control away from the driver, and there could be a theoretical emergency situation where one collision by accelerating away, is better than the other incoming collision? Some people might not want to give up that control? Like if you got a semi about to rear end you at full speed, jumping the curb and hitting a fence is probably the better option.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (6 children)

There also needs to be an obstacle in the way for the radar to detect. The low railroad track is probably not enough.

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (17 children)

To anyone wondering. Sauna boats are not common in Norway. It's not "a thing". Please don't add it to the list of Scandinavian stereotypes 🙏

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Then again, anyone going to Oslo in winter should stop by the floating saunas (preferably Oslo Badstueforening)! I don't see much point in travelling around in a sauna boat, but the floating saunas are among my favourite things about Oslo. :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Not gonna lie, the thought of " Well of course they would have sauna boats" did come to mind.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Its true, only about 1 in 5 households own a sauna boat, the rest are govt-owned

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Your friendly neighbour Finland here! We love them sauna boats! They are very much a thing here!

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 9 months ago

Too late... It's already ingrained in my mind as "of course they do"

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago

Plunging into icy waters and getting rescued by by a sauna boat is some top shelf karma shit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sauna boats sound much more innovative than "full self-driving".

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have so many questions...

Starting from how would the floating sauna propel itself, and where would I get one?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Starting from how would the floating sauna propel itself,

Nowadays that's normally done with a motor.

and where would I get one?

https://marinbastun.se/en/

[–] [email protected] 151 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"It was very good luck this floating sauna was nearby."

Folks, I think we've got ourselves a brand new sentence here.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It sounds like a story from a very young child with very vivid imagination. Sure, Kevin, a floating sauna, that's enough shrooms for you today.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Perhaps the Scandinavians are right and saunas are the answer to everything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Saunas, universal single payer healthcare and 73 different ways to eat herring. Sincerely, am Scandinavian.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Basking in the sauna at sunset in the bay is now in my bucket list

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At the beginning of the pandemic, Finns celebrated the news that alcohol and high heat killed the virus …

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And they’d already mastered the art of social distancing.

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