"Hey how can we repair the recent damage to our reputation?"
"Murder somebody"
this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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well thats weird
Edit: yeah, they died very suddenly from an infection and stroke. It’s not like they had cancer or anything. So my contention is wrong in this case. Leaving my comment up to memorialize my mistake.
Original comment:
It appears they died from a “natural illness.” Before we go all conspiracy theory here let me remind everyone that a poor diagnosis sometimes LEADS to someone becoming a whistleblower. They are confronted with their own mortality and want to do some good before they go.
The death may not have been a result of the whistleblowing but may have been the cause of the whistleblowing.
Fair point, but damned if it isn’t suspicious.
Could be coincidence or could be murder. Either way bad time to be a Boeing whistleblower
Putin be like bump it down a notch Boeing.
no one likes a copycat
I doubt during Boeing board meetings they are planning assassinations, but I have no doubt there's a wealthy investor or board member willing to kill to prevent losing money.
Boeing does sell to the military.
There's no rest for Agent 747
His name is Max.
The Seattle Times wrote that Dean "had been in good health and was noted for having a healthy lifestyle," but had died after contracting "a sudden, fast-spreading infection."
Agent 747 has some more sophisticated toys to play with this time. He must have upgraded after the last whistleblower.
I mean, suiciding the guy who flat out told his friends "If I commit suicide no I didn't" shows that agent 747 was due to update his techniques and understanding.
Can't kill them the same way, then it would be obvious.
Oh no don't tell me he got engine rot
Is this whistle made of arsenic or something?
Comes in an envelope with some lovely anthrax
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