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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Uh, I don't know how to say this, but [4th-wall-breaking spoiler]"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Spoiler alert: >!He dies.!<

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

"What? They always hold it when I pee"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I just shat my pants.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

"So... I can bring another guy, right?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Ratchet when Clank makes a bad pun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

“Do you have anything gluten free?”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

“I can’t eat ice cream.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

"Did you just fart?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”*

And the father says, “The Aristocrats!”*

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

"No, the Dreamworks face looks more like"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

I just got back from the doctor...you're gunna want to get tested...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

That's NOT how Bitcoin works. Listen-

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

"Hisss... Even I wouldn't eat that!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

"lube up first honey."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

"The Children of Asuryan haven't received any new models since the 90s, y'know..."

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

„First of all, my best friend is black…“

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

"What you have said is actually reverse racism, which is just as bad, and in some ways even worse! "

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

“…if you look at the pre-plague statistics…”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

"You'll be destroyed in the battle of the marketplace of ideas!!!"