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I laugh, some of those faces people pull are fucking hilarious.
I like to make the same sounds that turtles make when fucking.
This is a classic Demetri Martin joke. Starts at 3:20
Came here looking for your comment. I knew I recognized it.
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Pro pain and pro pain accessories
How about "Yippee"?
YES SIR! YES MAM!
...I think this falls in the same category as "Good girl"
Telephone. Brrrriiinnnngggg.
Came looking for this in comments
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Doing it Martian style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ&t=66s
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Yep, yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep, uh-huh, uh-huh!
This was unreasonably funny for how low effort. Awesome.
Oh, and now I thought of the "yip yips"
But a Yowza! can be a good sign.
Or a Scottie Wallace Yew!
I'm pretty sure this is a Demetri Martin joke.
Op is unoriginal, what a surprise
Confirmed: https://youtu.be/MQ3JzzUfkzI?t=3m18s
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Okey-dokey! Okey-dokey!
Spamming quick-chats 😭
Worked for Lucy in Fallout 🤷
There was a porn video of a popular French girl saying "Oui" over and over again.
It sounded so funny that I couldn't nut. Then I did.
In Japanese they don't say yes, they say good. The word for good is ii (sounds like eee). There's not a different consonant or vowel to break up saying "good" over and over, so you just hear iiiiiiiiiiiiii.
They could do a glottal stop here and there
Its also hilarious when its russian cause they just say DAH over and over.
You persevered against all odds. Bravo.
I read this as 'perversed' at first
Both work tbh 🤷
Yeeeahp
Hrd digga hrd can i get a 5?
Yeeeeeehp 6 can i get a 6 gimme a 6? Yeeeeeehp!
(If intercouse aint an auction then how you know your getting a good deal?)
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