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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

'This is bullshit. They should have actual slaves doing this.' - The Janitor, probably.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They could've given him one of those automatic brooms too.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

They don't need a muggle janitor at Hogwarts since they can just make it magically clean. But they find it entertaining.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's honestly pretty fucked up what they do with Flich. He can't do magic, so they have him clean up after a bunch of kids who can do magic better than he can already, even though there's fucking magic that could do that. He does more than just cleaning I guess, but that is part of it.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Harry Potter really is about genetic superiority.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

“You’ve been accepted to House Zita.”

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Making him sweep a sidewalk is just adding insult to injury.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If he doesn’t they take his beloved broom away

[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago

That is probably literally Filch, poor bastard.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

But was he always an asshole??

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably not, just got more and more bitter with every year seeing kids do what he never could. Dumbledore thought he was doing him a favour by letting him stay at Hogwarts, but it must have been hell for Filch. On the other hand, he could have always just quit of course.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But you know that they didn't pay him enough too.

Just ain't right...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
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