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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Trump respects women as much as I respect that orange piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

I DON'T respect this woman and imagine she doesn't respect herself if she puts her name on an article with that headline

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Most of the men who would answer a pollster.

And to the question phrased specifically to begin with, "If today was opposite day...."

Eat shit you disingenuous wastes of humanity.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

Even among Trump supporters, I wouldn't expect "most" to say that, or even think it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm men. Who are these men?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The idiots who answer unknown numbers regularly.

I’m starting to think it’s the same 60 idiots in all these polls. Ever wonder if the pollsters are on a first name basis with them by now?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

50% of divorced men agree

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

They can make these polls say anything they want. Hey, this time call 60 trumpers and 20 democrats and 20 fence sitters. That should give us the proper ratio for out next click bait headline.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Those men have got to be worse.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Not any in my circle that’s for sure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

So your telling me 54% of men think this and...31% women...what demographic did they pull this poll at a Trump rally? Only believable possible way of getting those numbers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

The NYTimes has sunken to the level of tabloid nonsense over a very short time period

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

32% Democratic, 32% Independent!, 26% Republican. 51% of those who voted voted for Biden, 43% are very unfavorable towards Trump, 41% are very unfavorable towards Biden, Trump has a 1% lead if he and Biden were the only candidates and 2% otherwise. 26% only finished High School. That is very interesting.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're saying nothing of substance very authoritatively here. What, again, was your point?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Lol that poll base. Such garbage.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Archive link

"Most" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Ah, yes, the pinnacle of respect: grabbing them by the pussy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

he respects them by the pussy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

"Grabbing them by the pussy respectfully"

[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Still confused why that fiasco didn't end his political career forever.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The cultists are mostly bankrupt and don't actually believe in anything they claim to believe in. Same as their christianity.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

It fucking blows my mind that trump continues to get away with what he has.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Comey came out days later and said Hillary was under Federal investigation while completely omitting that Trump was under federal investigation.

This fully eclipsed the grab them by the pussy tape.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Lmao, what crazy people did they survey? I call bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Can't read the article due to a paywall, but in theory, I hard agree. There's no way they found a statistically significant number of humans of any age or gender who think Trump respects women. His confession to rape is literally on Youtube.

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Most men idiots, this man say.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can corroborate this. Source: am man.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Them men. Me man too. Agree

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

grunting noises

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