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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was born in the early '80s. The 2000s picture was what my McDonald's always looked like throughout my childhood. I've never seen a McDonald's that looked like the '90s pic.

The 2020 pic shows current McDonald's, but they changed to that sometime in the mid-2010s.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Taco bell recycled, Pizza Hut recycled, peak kids life bottom.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When I talk about how much I miss the 90s McDonalds, I'm mostly complaining about the loss of a third space. My parents would go to McDonalds so we had a safe, climate-controlled, indoor play space, and we could spend hours there for the price of something off the dollar menu.

I don't know of anywhere comparable these days. Anything indoors is going to be expensive, you have to get the city to unlock the local hoops, the cops start asking questions if you just want to hang out with friends, and if you have too many friends they make you get a permit to use the public park.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Library? Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Adapting to their growing customers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

There's the hauntingly predatory nature I was struggling to portray.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In addition to moving away from marketing directly to children, the reason a lot of fast foot restaurants are rebranding to look like grey cubes is to make the buildings more generic and therefore more valuable as commercial real estate.

We've all seen the local Mexican restaurant that definitely used to be a Pizza Hut. This is to avoid that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like the commercial real estate version of cancer to me, but I'm no expert in that field. I can see you're right, though. It's up there with motel art and off-white walls.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

McDonald's specifically is famously a real estate company that happens to serve burgers on the side. The corporation owns all of the land that its franchises are sitting on, so they can park a restaurant on it and sell it for a profit after the land appreciates in value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVj3vp-lho

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Ahhh gotta love the brutalist architecture.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Just insert the mcnuggets tube into your throat, sir, and the credits will be deducted from your daily quota

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"You are in McDonald's. Consume and exit."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No kidding. Not just them either. I know it's a cultural thing in US restaurants, but I feel like I'm being rushed out the door. I know on the surface it's a having respect for a person's time thing, but it feels like an eating contest sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

depends how they do it. Nothing says "we're a legit chinese restaurant" more than getting the "fuck off oranges" when you're done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Hahah the fuck off oranges. I’ll never see them differently now. πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Funny thing is, I love those oranges.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The French branch puts some effort in it, usually they look like this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Same(ish) here in the Netherlands. The fact that the near vicinity isn't entirely asphalt and concrete, due to there not being 300 parking spaces for a fast food place, probably helps it not feel like a Nazi bunker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Looks about the same in Sweden. Wood panels with green accents together with the golden arches

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I saw that in America I'd think it used to be a Starbucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

And god knows McDonald's wouldn't want to be confused with inferior coffee.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I'm actually going to say that I think designing a restaurant for disastrously unhealthy fast food in a way that makes it look and feel like a playground shouldn't be legal, and I'm happy to see them look as dull and unappealing as possible to young children.

The ongoing health crisis is so severe in no small part because of things like that 1990s picture getting kids addicted to trash. This post feels like someone from the 1970s yearning for the days of Joe Camel. Plain packaging does work.

Edit: I thought Joe Camel was much older than it really is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Interesting take. Maybe they should be designed like an art gallery of various medical office styles. Kids would hate that.

Edit: I'm glad cigarettes are on their way out, but I used to love these when I was even stupider:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I recently watched a (german) video about the exact development of McDonalds depicted in the meme and it made me realize how much of the experience had been catered towards children and how I felt when I went there more often (or at all) when I was younger.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brutalist fast food restaurants? Don't threaten me with a good time. Fuckin love me some brutalism

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If it were borne out of a progressive, socialist democracy, I'd be on board. Auth-right brutalist fast food would be a horror show.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

McNormandy opens June 2026

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Don't give them any more ideas.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

McDonalds: Fuck you I'm eating! / Home of the Extra Bigass Fries

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I was so sure that movie was hyperbole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, we're nearly back there. I didn't have revisiting feudalism on my bingo card.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

needs to change the sign and logo to be more brutalist as well

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

You're entirely right, but you might be writing cheques my 5-year-old phone can't cash.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Instead of McCafe, it should be "McSoylent".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Excellent suggestion. Here you go:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would you like a 64 oz McEnergy with your McSoylent?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

"I've exhausted my monthly ration allowance for McEnergy, so I'll have to pass today."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I miss it every day. That salad bar. The cups. The lamps. I wonder what things of today I'll miss in 40 years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That salad bar. The cups. The lamps.

My god, it even has a drinks fountain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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