Easy. Only #1 in your hotel room bathroom, #2 in the hotel lobby bathroom, restaurant bathroom, or any other public bathroom.
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i miss the days of my bygone youth when i only shat once a week.
and it was a firm, sturdy shit, One roll of toilet paper would last me months...never required more than the safety wipe.
Girl just poop
Ah finally a topic that aligns with lemmys expertise.
Opiates
A trick I have is to eat less and eat fiber.
Fun fact of the day: extreme constipation can result in build up that can reach all the way to your stomach. If the situation does not clear up soon after, patients might throw up poop. This is extremely dangerous and often results in suffocation by shit.
You're trolling, right? RIGHT!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE TROLLING!! PLEASE!!!!!
He's not and btw the proper name for this used in German is "Misere" which is originally Latin meaning "have mercy" but the word is also used to just described something as a really bad situation.
Best fun fact of the day that I have ever read.
Shit yourself in front of him, angry face style. Like a pain shit you're mad at. No embarrassment or tears. Own it. If he loves you after that, marry him
Everybody poops 2: that hole you've been fucking is full of shit.
The solution is to not give a shit.
I couldn't make it past three days. The pain was excruciating. Do not recommend. And what I left in the toilet that final day....it wasn't natural.
Did it break the seal of the water?
No, but it was the size of a baby seal.
With facials scars and everything
This is how you get stinky farts
Opiates. Often and overly.
DO NOT MISS A DOSE!
Super glue your anus shut.
Disclaimer, do not do this, it's a horribly painful way to die.
Ha! I super glued mine OPEN as a joke!
"Haha guys, look at how open and easy to get into my anus is? what a joke right! look at it! dripping with lube as I shake it around provocatively! What a lark!"
Ascend to a higher plane of existence. Then you can quickly unmanifest and remanifest a fresh body free of waste products.
Just shit, because you are human and shitting is a thing that humans do.
shit is a thing that some humans are, too.
The real accurate captcha. No bots will ever simulate this.
What about that robot scientists made that is literally just a digestive tract that shits?
So you are saying if I date androids they shit only if they have a fetish?
Hey bb, do you shit with that ass?
this guy humans
this guy shits
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