Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Just shit, because you are human and shitting is a thing that humans do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

shit is a thing that some humans are, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The real accurate captcha. No bots will ever simulate this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

What about that robot scientists made that is literally just a digestive tract that shits?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

So you are saying if I date androids they shit only if they have a fetish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Hey bb, do you shit with that ass?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

this guy humans

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

this guy shits