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Breaking: Tech people have insane sexual interests. More at 8.
Dude watched Apothecary Diaries and said "I want exactly that please."
You expect crypto junkies to be sane? You expect fintech "entrepreneurs" to be sane? You expect those who idolize Silicone Valley to be sane?
They don't represent ingenuity. They don't represent extremists. They don't even represent the NSFW Tumblr community. No, they represent the product of the most negligent parenting, being raised in an environment where they can say whatever they want and get whatever they want. They are a blight upon our society and no tears should be wept for them as they rot their existence away in the darkest, dankest prison imaginable with not even a slither of sunlight to grace their forsaken souls.
hey now. prisons are unethical.
guillotines are not.
There, there
Ah, ranked Polyamory. Are they going to add ELO in the next update? Seasonal resets, perhaps?
C O M P E T I T I V E S E X
And like with League of Legends, I bet SBF was hardstuck in bronze.
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Elo is not an acronym, so you don't need to put it in all-caps.
Electric Light Orchestra. Jeff Lynne has entered the relationship.
They basically reinvented concubinal ranked competitive polyamoury.
They wanted a vampire community.
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
You know, thinking about it I feel like literacy might be overrated.
I Have Eyes And I Must Not
So is this the opposite of my IWW-ass polycule?
I’m fine with that
Techbros have gotten so dogmatic and up their own asses that they're becoming Mormons.
But have tech bros donated million$ to invalidate my marriage, I ask
yeah, even the gay ones.
also wrote the algorithms that made all young men and everyone's grandparents Nazis.
then just made it worse when people pointed it out.
If you're LGBTQ+, very likely. There's some pretty awful people with a lot of money in The Valley.
If you believe the point of marriage is to reproduce, then tech bros investing in pointless energy usage that makes the planet unsuitable for future generations sort of invalidates your marriage.
Do they Jack Welch and dump the lowest performer every quarter?
Said ugly people
Got so tired of casual sex that they created competitive ranked sex.
Ugh, I hate it when I'm just trying to have some casual, fun sex and some no-life loser starts yelling at me that she's actually Gold 3 at ranked sex in her main account before reporting me for "throwing"
Well honestly I have the skills of a diamond rank but the matchmaking keeps putting me in with silver rank teammates so I guess I'll never get out of (barely) gold
I'm not usually this bad at ranked orgies, the season meta just sucks
God I miss early Sex before oral and pronebone got nerfed to hell
😂 I feel you, oral was a big part of my range
This is just the Dark Eldar with less body horror
This site needs more people. It should not take 5 hours for someone to respond to this comment with a joke about having to see Sam Bankman Fried naked.
He strikes me as the type that is largely unkept. Probably makes his chosen ones battle it out under the shade of a large flakey bush.