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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

So there are juggalos in the UK. TIL

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

those are not brows (no hair involved), its just stupid warpaint.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I think Groucho did it better. Though if she grew a mustache she could be close.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Her mouth looks like she just got done eating a whole sleeve of Oreos and forgot to wipe her face

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nasty teeth even by british standards

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Damn, she drew such big brows and you still noticed her teeth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Any good horse trader would

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Honestly guys I think we should just let her have this one. I think she needs it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Maggie 2 Dope

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Totally agree.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Dentistry, one might hope.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Body dysphoria is a real thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

They're not eyebrows if they're painted on. They're paint.

And why do Europeans have such janky teeth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Brits, not all of Europe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Because over the last 14 years, the Tories have annihilated NHS dentistry.

Growing up, I'd see a dentist every 6 months or so for a checkup. About ten years ago they swapped most people to appointments every year. Then about 3 years ago they sent me a text telling me that my dentist had left, and they'd tell me when they had another. Given they haven't contacted me since, I'm assuming that was a typo, and what they actually meant to type was "fuck you".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Prob tattooed on which is a big thing these days for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

They probably have a shit dental system.

Kinda like how places with poor social safety nets have a bunch of homeless people, or places with bad sex ed have a bunch of pregnant teenagers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Oof, that stung.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's more that dentistry is more about health than cosmetics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Can confirm the UK is in the middle of a dental crisis.

My own experience was waiting on a list at the practice the rest of my family goes to for 5 yrs before they admitted they are short on dentists and haven't been able to fill spots.

I then had to spend an afternoon phoning around 40 of the local dentists looking for someone that could put me on there books.

On the up side I am getting the tidy up work I have needed since just before lockdown on the teeth I smashed as a drunk teen at last

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Because putting bits of plastic over them and pretending they're good never took off here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Those are also paint.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's the British who have janky teeth. We make fun of them for that too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I usually just make fun of their horrible cuisine. Who in their right mind would eat bland mashed peas?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago

Drawing them yourself shouldn't count

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The only person who will beat her record is herself

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I know there are a lot of upper-class Tories with a stick up their ars that voted Brexit, but if I think of a Brexit voter this is what I see.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Hey, let’s not resort to racial slurs.

(Btw love the picture they chose in the article.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

She looks like a motorbike did skidmarks on her face

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Americans have to use meth to get that kinda glow-up. Damn, Britain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

She's from Lincolnshire, so her father is probably her brother.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oi, this is slander, we might be one of the most awful places in the country, responsible for giving the world Doncaster, Grimsby and Scunthrope, but were not Norfolk.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Quick someone get this women a Faygo

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well that photo is the first photo to make me realize Groucho Marx's eyebrows and mustache were extended with paint.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I never noticed Cesar Romero's Joker just painted over his moustache either.

Couldn't really tell on a 14" TV on the other side of the room.