All Tesla cars have computers inside.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.
Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!
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He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.
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Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.
It's all computer.
Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!
That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.
He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.
I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.
I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.
And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.
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Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?
Only Elon Musk could get cyberbullied on a wireless Abacus playing ARPGs in the sky.
Maybe he used a public library PC?
(/s, obviously)
(/s, obviously)
Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.
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He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.
He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.
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No its not, I play it on PS5.
this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene
"What's a computer?"
But I thought that everythings computer?
Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."
God damnit I read this in his dumb voice
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Extremely desperate