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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One time Windows told me I needed admin privileges to edit s file. I had admin privileges.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You needed permission from the SYSTEM or TrustedInstaller account.

Which you can give to yourself if you are admin.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can't shutdown there is a running program

/Me finger immediately goes to the power switch

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To own something is to control it.

You clearly don't have control, therefore you don't own it, microsoft does. You can fix that by seizing the means of computation and install linux.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What the hell are you talking about? Permissions issues in Windows have absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft owning your files.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or just ... right click to change ownership...

You don't have to change your whole OS because you can't access a file. I thought you Linux users knew how to use technology properly. But it seems you are "power users" instead.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just to have linux be even more ruthless with its permission schemes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When you switch to an admin account on Windows, there are still files owned by "TrustedInstaller" that you can't touch, and processes owned by "System" that you can't terminate.

Linux doesn't have that. When you switch to root, you can kill any process. You can modify or delete any file.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

sudo edit this file!

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

God that is great mascot. It sears itself into your brain.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"TakeOwnership Registry Hack" PSA. It just werks.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

EZ fix i learnt from hunter2

chmod 777 -R /

sudo ufw allow 22

hunter2 ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD: ALL

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you're on windows this means you don't own the file. Go to properties security and take ownership.

The default windows configuration is aimed at old people who will call tech support when they fuck up their PC.

You can take ownership of pretty much the entire filesystem.

Windows is actually hugely customizable people just don't.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Glad to see another voice of sanity regarding Windows.

If you haven't learned by now, on Lemmy the only valid option for dealing with Windows configuration and basic Windows admin tasks is to yeet Windows and go to Linux.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

If you haven't learned by now, on Lemmy the only valid option for dealing with Windows configuration and basic Windows admin tasks is to yeet Windows and go to Linux.

Not true. The only valid option to deal with Windows at all is to yeet it and go to Linux.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

That isn't the reason to yeet Windows. If you were talking years ago about 7 or XP, things were different. 10 is not that great comparably, and 11 is a mess. But keep your Windows, if it's what works for you. Until it doesn't.

Dual boot for the best of both worlds (although I'm finding myself more and more on the Linux side because it's better for me.)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Own me? Maybe my physical form - but I don't have to do shit for you if you don't treat me with respect! Want to edit that file without my permission? Go ahead and do it yourself - take a magnetic needle and open up the HDD case yourself!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

So... Go try that and notice Windows is basically always encrypted at rest nowadays.

You can always decap your TPM and use a STM to read the static charges on its memory... But, good luck doing that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

sudo stinking effer!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This fuckin line

Childhood me: "Whats he mean by that?"

My parents: "[explains slavery]"

Me: ...

Them: ...

Thanks, Disney!

I still love the soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Only if you don't know how to use Windows.

Which I am starting to suspect a ton of Linux users on here are incapable of.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Not necessarily. Linux can have files that are r---r---r--- too

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

sudo chown -R 1000:1000 /* && sudo chmod -R 777 /*

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

alias iownyou='sudo chown -R 1000:1000 /* && sudo chmod -R 777 /*'

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Now I've learned enough to know that I can easily learn what all that apparent gibberish does with the "man" command, but you have no idea how unbelievably unapproachable this makes Linux look to the uninitiated.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

You don’t have to use the cli. But it’s nice to have the option if you want to.

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