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[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

I have Windows 10 Pro. I can alter the permissions for anything. If I wanted to, I could delete System32 and fuck the whole thing up.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Nah removed; root owns me.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Me trying to uninstall edge

[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Edge is the best browser for downloading much better browsers lol

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I want to end myself

My Body: Survival_Instincts.exe has activated

You don't even own your body lol

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Visual representation of the first time I ever saw "owner: nobody"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is this why people run Arch instead or atomic linux distros?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Lol, I had arch tell me that literally last night while I was updating Nvidia drivers. Just reopened dolphin as admin and deleted what I needed to.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

My work laptop had a pop-up from an application that basically said "we couldn't restart last time, so you e got 15 minutes until we reboot your computer" with no way to cancel or prevent the reboot.

Me: the fuck you are

* proceeds to kill the service and process from admin command line*

Get fucked fortinet, I'll reboot when I'm gods damned ready

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"takeown /f c: icacls c:" changed my life. Windows literally has trusted installer listed as owning most of your hard drive on every fresh install, but that is negotiable. at least for the stuff you need.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

had a friend that was having problems with his PC and windows kept bitching about he didn't have permissions. he ripped out the harddrive with it still powered on and threw it off his balcony into the lake screaming, "I fucking own you!"

epic moment in my life to witness such an event.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no but he had a second drive and installed xp on it.

vista was at the bottom of the lake.

goes to show how old the story is lol.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, but this time the owner knows why it doesn't work. Big difference in IT.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Think about this: let’s say you run a program. Do you want that program to be able to take over the computer and read all your files from now on and send the data to a remote third party?

Probably not.

Permissions were created to stop programs from doing that. By running most software without admin permissions you limit the scope of the damage the software can cause. Software you trust even less should be run with even fewer permissions than a normal user account.

The system is imperfect though. A capability-based system is better. It allows the user to control which specific features of the operating system a running program is allowed to access. For example, a program may request access to location services in order to access your GPS coordinates. You can deny this to prevent the program from tracking you without otherwise preventing the software from running.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You forgot the fact that there might be other people using the same computer and they shouldn't be able to access the others files.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

No I didn’t. Most computers on the planet (phones, tablets, laptops) have only 1 user. The whole multi-user system isn’t obviously useful for these computers.

Everyone knows that multiple user accounts need permissions to prevent users from accessing each other’s files. I didn’t bring it up because it was too obvious.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Wrong root password, this incident will be reported

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the magic word!

sudo edit the file!

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the secret word right after!

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