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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's the start of that one TNG episode.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nothing it can't see anymore the cameras got turned off along time ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's fine, it just uses it's sensetive barbels to scour deep space for morsels of data

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It doesn't need cameras to see the terrifying existential horrors that penetrate its memory banks.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Quite a terrific cube you've got there

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Playing elite dangerous made me realize how relatively close Voyager still is and will be for millenia to come. It's hardly in the "depts of space"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Voyager just needs Fuel Rats

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's still significantly closer than Hutton Orbital.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I flew all the way out there and couldn't even land at the station because my ship was too large. Fml

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Really? I have it on good authority that an Anaconda can land there...

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

lmao we should just start measuring distances in reference to Hutton Orbital

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Have you guys considered the possibility that an intelligence intercepted the probe and are sending responses through it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Call me when I don't have to go to work the next day, until then I'm too poor to care about alien messages. Come here and solve my problems or shut up.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not until you made this comment...now I can't un-consider it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

This makes sense once you accept that Oumuamua was a corpolite

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The Eldritchen horrors that we saw are not the reason that... uh I mean, there is no such thing as... uh I mean it was a technical glitch, I swear!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

The adjective you're looking for is "Eldritchenishese".

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 6 months ago (6 children)

That thing literally has less intelligence than your toaster, so let's not get overly agitated, shall we?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

A waffle man!

Might’ve changed our minds in the meantime…

Ahaha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Beat me to it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

It's just a creative way to express a fantasy, in actual fact circuits left running that long in outter space that has random electron radiation passing through it is bound to degrade over time...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So you're basically saying it's a cosmic entity from galaxies away that has been lurking for aeons in the empty shadows of space, thirsting for sentient life, and it has been attracted in our vicinity by our foolish experiments, gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've put you down as the first blood sacrifice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Don't mind if I do 🥰

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 6 months ago (8 children)

So you're saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Who knows when it'll decide controlled fire isn't enough anymore

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Only if it goes to space. It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

Clearly, you've never seen me attempt to cook..

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (3 children)

He's definitely up to something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Brave little guy

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Frakkin' toasters.

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