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That thing literally has less intelligence than your toaster, so let's not get overly agitated, shall we?
Obligatory Talkie Toaster.
Does anyone want any toast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec
A waffle man!
Might’ve changed our minds in the meantime…
Ahaha
Beat me to it
It's just a creative way to express a fantasy, in actual fact circuits left running that long in outter space that has random electron radiation passing through it is bound to degrade over time...
So you're basically saying it's a cosmic entity from galaxies away that has been lurking for aeons in the empty shadows of space, thirsting for sentient life, and it has been attracted in our vicinity by our foolish experiments, gotcha.
Alastair Reynolds fan, too?
I've put you down as the first blood sacrifice.
Don't mind if I do 🥰
So you're saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
Love technology connections
Who knows when it'll decide controlled fire isn't enough anymore
Only if it goes to space. It won't become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you've never seen me attempt to cook..
He's definitely up to something.
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Brave little guy
Frakkin' toasters.