Knife > automatic Weapon 🥸
I just want to shoot a belt fed in peace man
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
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Civilians should only be able to buy hand grenades for self defence, as they are very inaccurate, and everybody having them guarantees MAD. Peace achieved
Tbf, it's legal federally in the US. You just have tobpay the $200 tax stamp and wait for ATF approval for each one
~~What? That's not true at all. Grenades are classified as "destructive devices" under the National Firearms Act, and illegal for civilians to own.~~
After looking up a different source, I guess I was wrong. You have to pass some enhanced background checks, submit your fingerprints, and pay $200
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Like a string of black cats going off.
It's because having a gun out slows you down. Everybody knows you run faster when your knife is out
What we really need is to give everyone fully-automatic knives to prevent this sort of thing from happening.
He's still going on, arguing that a shooting would've caused less casualties
The thread is so funny
The "Tell me your only exposure to automatic weapons is Call of Duty" comment got a good chortle out of me.
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Would my full automatic knife do more or less damage according to him?
"Sstabie Stab Riealy Fist"
It's the rat penis all over again, isn't it?
OK, I'm out of the loop on that one, and the curiosity is just too much for me...got a link?
OK, that rat has much bigger problems than just the penis.
but does he tramioncatiie his zжpens?
Damn that sum bich got 4 testtomcels
You should ask him, at the moment he's arguing that being shot is perfectly safe, actually
America is doomed.
The Guy with the knife was in Australia
The commenter was almost certainly a Yankee Doofus though.
it's the birth of new pierre sprey
Honestly, I'd say they're even worse.
i think that reformism and .45 boomerism come from the same strain of thought. yeah no shit recoil is hard to control with full power cartridge (like AR-10 in .308 that he has), that's why intermediate cartridge was developed. this gets worse in handguns
i'm like 90% sure he's american and sold guns in the past
Or a prick from Europe.
Civilians owning automatic guns is not really a thing here
Oh yeah? You don't say.
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Maybe the weapon apologist is from America
(Hello first Post here, if this one is too low-effort I will remove it and apologize.)
just the right amount of effort. you're ok, just don't forget to bring Kensington Breakfast for everybody next time.
All good, and thanks for censoring the names
While the post doesn't have oversexualised f35, it's still within NCD spirit I think
You don't have to remove it, but I want an apology video with a cute pet on camera please
Can't I lust link one of Logan Pauls?
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