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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Well, we do seem to all yearn for the mines and tall latex clad dommy mommies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

That's... remarkably kinky. Holy shit. I'm sure some of you will be moving there soon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

where do we sign up?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The future conservatives want is the same except it's men in fashy uniforms. We don't even have to speculate or joke; it's exactly how mines are run in countries without worker protections.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This doesn't seem very osha friendly

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Every projection is a confession. Gestures vaguely at ice gestapo, deportations of people to countries that aren't their origin, deportations to prisons outside the US, and the constitution allowing slavery as punishment of a crime.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 137 points 2 days ago (9 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Remember terrorist fist jab?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Zohran's not a liberal, tho, right? He's a socialist democrat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Conservatives don't make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe's Law.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Remember, anyone to the left of Hitler is a card-carrying communist now.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm more of a 'milkers and knots' kinda guy, but I can see the appeal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.

So hot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Almost exactly how it went.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

yea...i don't see the problem here

[–] [email protected] 207 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I fucking hate that dark souls 2 level

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

[–] [email protected] 148 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

moving to New York

Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Guess you haven't seen their rent prices!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

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