Bwhahaha I am a parent and have infiltrated their secret organization.
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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I smoked as a teen. Who am I to hate on other people's gross habits?
I will say, though, hope you guys look forward to the lingering ghost of addiction as it haunts you the rest of your days.
That fucking flag man... What was it like 6 years? MuH hErItAgE!
The vast majority of my families ancestry comes from Italy, but as an American from a family who has been here for over 100 years, keeping an Italian flag just feels incredibly stupid and "fake" to me.
The Wii U outlived the confederacy
It also had about 5 million more people who owned one compared to people in the Confederacy.
Really ties the room together huh
Kyle on the right there is carrying some serious emotional trauma from the things he's done to hyde dip from his parents.
they have a confed flag and their parents are worried about dip?
am i missing something here?
They're worried their parents will steal their dip
fuckin stab em or something, this is repub country, surely that's like a daily occurrence.
I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷♂️
that's what im thinking.
Same people who bought them the dip in reality.
Passed down through the family...
Nope
ah, good.
Get Big League Chew instead.
As a 38 year single male this is very important information. (I say as I hit the bong)
You just mean 'A' bong right? Or do you actually have 'THE' bong in your possession?
The bong of all bongs
The bong of destiny
The BoD? Made from a black horn? Green smoke?
The one bong to rule all bongs
One bong to bong them all
The mother of all bongs
But they were all of them deceived, for another bong was made.
A bong that held the power to kill a god .
Meanwhile, crypto edgelords...
How to BUY the dip from your parents
Looking at those kids, I'm assuming their dad just steels it from the 7-11 he works at.
steels
Gotta use the good barricades
Dip sounds like drugs but I have no idea which kind.
I think it's another word for chewing tobacco?
For Europeans: it's like snus
Like snus without the packet to hold it one place.
Chawin tobaccer.
Similar, but different.
It looks like Andy Milonakis and that other kid ("T-dog") from Waiting.
I'm a bit of a hillbilly and I know like seven guys who look exactly like the dude on the right
I'm not a hillbilly and I know at least 7 guys who look like the dude on the right lol
Chicagoan here, chiming in: I saw this guy like 4 times on my way to work this morning.
Half of fuckin Glasgow looks like the guy on the right
I swear I used to work with that guy in eastern Kentucky
This man is definitely from the Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky tristate area.
100% but not cincy, dayton, or Louisville. Bumfuck near there.
And yeah he never believes when you tell him all 3 states fought for the union
This guy could easily be from any the hick towns found twenty minutes west of downtown Cincinnati
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