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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Suqma ballgowns

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is it next to this pharmacy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I buy all my clothes at soup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

no soup for you!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Better question, why are they selling clothes at the soup store, but not soup? Are they selling soup at "CLÖTHEZ" now?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think I know the syndrome you're talking about.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking England...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's better than buying clothes at the toilet store 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean, you're "at Soup"!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

A'ight, well hurry up and come over here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Where are you?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That image looks AI generated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've seen this image around 2020-2021, before image generation explodes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You've never seen AI try to write legible text, I see

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck, i wanted to make your point by using Gemini (which until a week ago had the same skills of a toddler when writing text) but somehow they managed to improve it too much. I assumed that it would be still impossibile to write text slanted and with a glow

ai generated slop

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the joke?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It looks like a set up for a “suqma DICK lmao” joke, but it’s actually just a store.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone could, yes. 😈

Say the word out loud.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder if they have ligma

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I want to create a nation called Sugonda, and its official language will be Sugondese, where we create a drug for Ligma called Bofadis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

bophades the greek philosopher

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So sad for Steve Jobs 😢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Steve Jobs my balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology company Apple Inc. Jobs was also the founder of NeXT and chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar. He was a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A serious illness that people can get for being extremely gullible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not to be confused with Sugma, which is an illness found only in people who have monoalphabeta neuropathy.