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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry. In 500 million years we won't get total solar eclipses anymore, so it's all good.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Make the Sun Great Again! The moon is a lefty loser!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We've reached peak sun! It's all gone!!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wind energy? Hydro energy? Nuclear energy? There's like more ways to get energy.

I also don't know if this guy is pointing out that the sun gives us so much energy, so we should use it more or that the sun could be covered sometimes rendering it useless.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Definitely the latter. His bad faith argument is meant to discredit an alternative energy source.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

the only solution is that we blow up the moon

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Flip the script around, and what this tells us is that within the very narrow path of totality, 30 gigawatts of solar power is produced within minutes. That's a decent amount of power, very quickly, for basically free. Plus all the other solar power still being produced outside the area in totality.

Gets even more ridiculous when you factor in all the solar power that will be produced within just that same path by time the next eclipse hits us in 20 years. If a couple minutes of losing sunlight is 30 gigawatts, 20 years of having sunlight is multiple millions of gigawatts produced. I think we can just scrape the lost 30 off the top of those millions and call it good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I missed out on about 5kwh. Guess I'll start pulling the panels off the roof now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is unironically the standard corporate response to any temporary slowing of growth.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Please let this be sarcasm.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

That's okay, I only need 1.21 gigawatts to fix the country.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

A guy who just spews nonsense for a paycheck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This would be a great talking point in a world where we didn't invent ways to store power, and that night wasn't a thing.

Unfortunately he lives in this one where gets to look like an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

And in a world where you can collect energy before it arrives and then somehow lose it once it gets here. Literally no part of the statement makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Saying stupid shit generates engagement and pushes your post to the top of social media. Stop falling for bait.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The sun will consume the Earth in 5 billion years! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?????

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well if I'm doing anything, it means that I'm functionally immortal, and given 5 billion years, I would very likely have figured out how to get my ass to a safer planet. So I'll probably raise a toast to the passing of the home world, then move on with my day.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Worst case scenario you take the slow way to another planet. The only limiting factor depends on just how immortal you are. If you don't need to eat or drink, then you could travel to another planet right now with current technology.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wait until this moron finds out how many GiGaWaTts we will lose after sunset

What a Gigatwat

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Another way to look at this: The solar infrastructure that is affected by the eclipse alone can generate roughly 30 GW

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

On the vast majority of days, as compared to these particular 3 minutes of Solar Eclipse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Meaning solar energy produces 30 gigawats per 2 minutes?

Not bad, should build even more.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

And that's just a narrow stretch of the country that received the solar eclipse!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

in the path of the eclipse

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I remember at the Ellen’s Energy adventure ride at Epcot they had Bill Nye discuss types of energy. When they get to solar Bill Nye goes, “The sun doesn’t shine all day and weather can make it go down” then cutting to footage of a lone oil rig behind a sunset followed by triumphant music.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But think how much productivity was lost due to all the workers stopping to watch the eclipse! That easily set us back ten years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Everyone in my office died because we all stopped working for a bit. Even me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was so sad. And I hardly knew ye.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Ehh, I probably had it coming.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Yes, Daniel, a few minutes of eclipse happening every couple years renders solar completely useless. Let's just keep burning the dead dinosaur juice.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

every couple years

On average it takes about 375 years for an eclipse to happen again in the same spot so it'll be a while before the US loses solar energy from an eclipse.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Not that I approve the use of dead dino juice, but in theory we can at least make more of that. Coal is done. Once we use it up, we cannot make more of the stuff, since it's what happened when the trees didn't have bacteria that could break them down. They damn near caused a climate crisis with their own corpses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, if only we could do something about this problem when it reoccurs in 2044...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Don't you know? We're going to have eclipses every day now, and that means solar power will be ineffective everywhere for all time over 2 hours of reduced output

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